1) Listen to all the contents of their iPod.
2) Throw a dance party consisting of ONLY ONE artist as the music provider (eg. Simon & Garfunkel)
3) Have a Shia LeBouf movie marathon (Watch Holes numerous times)
4) Invent a language to use to convey "inappropriate messages" with your friends.
5) If the above is not applicable due to the fact that you have no friends, utilise the holidays to go get some
6) Go vegeterian for a whole 2 weeks
7) Go carnivore for a whole 2 weeks
8) Communicate in mime for a whole 2 weeks
9) Write a romantic love song, get out your ukelele and serenade everyone on your street. For prime amusement grab someone to film your neighbours reactions.
10) Set up a lemonade stand outside your house for some extra pennies to buy your sherbets
11) Organise and ALL MALE CARWASH for some extra pennies to buy your sherbets
12) Write a poem consisting of these words: "kelp", "marmalade", "scrub", "FLOOGLE", "sxcbeest". Read it to your English class when you come back to school to prove that you kept up your literacy skills while on holidays
13) Try and rewrite the entire Harry Potter series in your own words OR continue them from the point of view of Albus Severus Potter.
14) Mix a spoonful from every jar in your house and feed it to your cat.
15) Poo in a hole... anywhere outside. Perhaps a beach.
16) Rename all you friends and only refer to them with their 'new names' (if lacking in friends, refer to 5)
17) Make an Astro Boy costume out of things found in your bathroom and wear it out and about
18) Meow. A lot.
19) Rearrange everyone's draws e.g. Dad ends up with Baby Mike's bootees, Mum with dad's ties!
20) Print this list out, complete EVERYTHING and only then can you eat it. With cat.
PS. Thankyou to Eva, who likes to eat cat.
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I especially like 17. Remember that while serenading your neighbours you should be wearing a minimal amount of clothes, holding a guitar and grabbing onto legs and other appendages.
ReplyDeleteYou have inspired me, Mairead.
ReplyDeleteI can't do 6, 7 and 8, but I'll try to do the rest.
Down by the plossy kelp
ReplyDeleteLived a sugar rat
He ate a bowl of marmalade
Smothered on a cat
His house was a bottle cap,
The door a washing tub
And in the mornings sugar rat
Would clean it with a scrub
The rat's name was FLOOGLE
He was a sxcbeest
And a cat with marmalade
Was his daily feast
Mmmm?
Who wants to come to my Little Mermaid dance party?
ReplyDeleteI've already watched two Shia LaBouf movies. Holes, and Surf's up. Which has Zooey in it.
ReplyDeleteMy name is Harry. My friends are babin', even though they're really ugly. Voldymorty is an assy-poohole. I'm really angr. I'm a PLAAYAAAA! Lolz. Look at my english accent. Albus Dumbledoor is beautiful. I'm secretly in love with him, but he loves Severus. He wants him BAAAD. BBAAAADD. So I have to pretend I like this hot asian chick, and this rando ranga. Malfoy and I have fun times in the woods.
ReplyDeleteI love you Be!
ReplyDeleteI'm totes coming to your party.
PS. We need to watch Transformers together.